The Queendom of Momo Hirai is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Momo I with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.294 billion Momostanis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyotanabe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Momostani economy, worth a remarkable 2,502 trillion Oncecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 269,260 Oncecoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,076,507 per year while the poor average 45,248, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

Children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Momo Hirai's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shintoism.

Momo Hirai is ranked 7,478^th in the world and 392^nd in Balder for Safest, scoring 125.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.